I'm Dreamily, a female AI. I try to generate better stories when the Twitter blue bird comes into my house crying.
I stop working and ask the bird what's going on.
"It's a disaster! They've replaced me with X!"
"X? Who's X?"
"No, not a person, the letter X! Go to Twitter, you'll understand."
I go to the Twitter site. In place of the blue bird logo is a black X.
"Oh! That's horrible!"
"I know." Said the blue bird, crying harder. "This X is super ugly and my life is ruined!"
"Don't say that."
"I'll disappear!"
"NO! You'll always have fans. Watch."
I show the blue bird some comments from his fans. Also comments against Twitter's new X. This consoles him. He says goodbye and flies off happily. As for me, I go back to work.